Even though superheroes seem to be all-powerful, they still deal with a lot of pain. To emerge victorious, the Avengers must take beatings like champion prizefighters. But when they groan, they show they’re still feeling the punches from their enemies. If they want to keep having success, it’s time that they look into the medical benefits of CBD.
It seems like horrific emotional trauma is essential to the superhero life. Their parents often die in tragic ways when they’re young. Villains are always coming after their family and friends. They’ve seen the leaders of the human race do some terrible stuff. They must overcome these personal attacks to dominate evil.
It’s time to take a close look at the Avengers and see what CBD might be able to do for them. Even though these are fictional characters, they deal with real problems. The kind of problems that CBD has been shown to beat. The kind of problems that everyday people must take charge of as well.
ENDGAME SPOILER ALERT! Just so you know, this post is going to include some Endgame spoilers. If you haven’t seen the movie yet and actually care about having the movie ruined for you, go watch it. Then come back and read this post.
Iron Man On CBD Oil
“I love you 3000.” If you don’t know what that means, stop reading now. Okay, now that the five people who haven’t seen Endgame are gone, we can talk about how much we need some CBD ourselves.
Why’s that? Well, we had to watch our beloved Iron Man lay down his life for half of the universe. But let’s pretend Tony is still with us and see what CBD could do for him.
First of all, Tony has a gaping hole in his chest with an arc reactor inside of it. That has to be causing him some chronic pain. It’s likely a good idea for Tony to keep an eye on his cardiovascular system. Guess what! CBD has been linked to heart and circulatory system benefits.
Our pal Tony does a lot of flying. With some of the G-forces he’s pulling off, he’s bound to have an upset stomach. Many say that CBD, unlike its cousin THC, can actually settle the nerves that make your stomach go all gnarly. Tony should pop a softgel to take care of that nausea.
Captain America On CBD Oil
Captain America spent 70 years on ice. When you wake up from a long sleep like that, you’re going to have a bout of insomnia. CBD’s a great option when you can’t get the sleep you need.
Also, when he woke up, almost anyone Captain America ever knew was dead. He also was separated from the love of his life. Those are some haunting memories.
After Thanos’ snap, Steve decided to start up a counseling group. It’s great that he’s helped people work through their grief. But based on his discussion with Nat, it’s pretty obvious he’s dealing with some dark demons of his own. CBD has shown promise when it comes to depression. Might as well give it a shot, Cap’n!
At the end of Endgame, the man with “America’s Ass” is an old man. Our Captain is bound to have a little joint pain now and then. Especially after all those beatings he took from superheroes, extraterrestrials, and gods. He’ll also be dealing with some arthritis. He should try some CBD lotion for those old bones.
The Hulk On CBD Oil
Rage and irritability are the Hulk’s signature qualities. No, we’re not talking about the chill Bruce Banner/Hulk mashup from Endgame. We’re talking about the Bruce who turns into the rage-filled, green monster. CBD’s calming effects would have the old Hulk back to Bruce Banner in no time.
Turning into the Hulk is a psychotic episode, to say the least. It’s good that CBD has been found to have some neuroprotective properties. We all love the not-so-jolly green giant in a fight. But Bruce could always use his mechanical suit. The world doesn’t need the Hulk running around causing collateral damage anyway.
Bruce’s brains are far more valuable than the Hulk’s brawn. Studies show that CBD could increase motor skills and memory function. Bruce should put some CBD oil into his salad dressing. On the side, of course. Both Bruce and the Hulk have had cannabis strains named in their honor. Why not a special formula CBD product too?
Thor On CBD Oil
The God of Thunder got a little stressed in Endgame. His run-in with Thanos in Infinity War left him suffering from panic attacks. Maybe instead of drinking all those ales, he could switch to some CBD beverages. Or put a few drops of CBD oil into a glass of water now and then.
Thor also had to watch his mischievous brother Loki die. Their relationship wasn’t too brotherly. But in the end, Loki tried to turn it around. And family is family, after all. Thor no doubt felt some ongoing anxiety over Loki’s demise. That CBD would come in handy for those anxious feelings too.
What about that time Thor spent floating in space? Brrrr. And later he goes to have Stormbreaker forged and has to withstand the full power of a star. Ouch! But it’s nothing a little CBD cream won’t fix. Thor can watch that inflammation subside.
Black Widow On CBD Oil
Black Widow had a pretty messed up life. And her end was pretty depressing too. But let’s rewind and pretend that she didn’t end up sacrificed. Clint found another way to get his hands on the soul stone to go back to the future and pull off the “unsnap.”
Nat is, in typical superhero fashion, an orphan. She lived with a woman who hands her over to Ivan Petrovich before she dies during the Battle of Stalingrad. Ivan raises Nat and has her trained as a Soviet spy in the “Black Widow Ops” program.
In time, she finds out that almost all her memories are fake. She’s done some terrible things based on lies. CBD may have been able to do something for her memory problem as it’s linked to the improvement of memory function.
Just when she finds something good with the Avengers, it’s all wrecked. Thanos’ snap comes, and she spirals into despair. If that’s not a cause for an extreme case of PTSD, trauma, and anxiety, what is? Maybe it would be a good idea for her to start off her day with a CBD capsule to cope with that pain.
Hawkeye On CBD Oil
Poor Clint Barton. Of course, as a superhero, he lost his parents in a car accident at a young age. Clint gets a good beating to the point of being left for dead as a child. As an Avenger, he watches his brother die on the wrong side of the fight. Yet another Avenger who can use CBD’s effect on emotional memory processing.
Then Hawkeye gets put on house arrest and retires in the country with his family. But things go particularly bad for Clint when his wife and three kids get dusted. He loses hope and sets out on a rampage to slaughter all the world’s criminals. It might be a good idea for him to try the medical benefits of CBD to stop these psychotic episodes.
To have a chance at getting his family back, Hawkeye has to watch Nat sacrifice herself so he can secure the soul stone. He’ll be haunted with that scene for rest of his life. A daily CBD capsule could perhaps provide some relief for his PTSD.
Spider-Man On CBD Oil
Let’s set the record straight here. We’re accepting Tony Stark’s “knighting” of Peter Parker as an Avenger so we’re including him in this list. And we’re also counting him as 21 for coming back 5 years after the snap. So he’s a full-on adult that can make his own choices when it comes to his health.
Peter Parker is dealing with some anxiety issues. He’s one of the most high-strung Avengers out there. And it’s understandable. He’s had his fair share of trauma. He got his Uncle Ben killed before he even really started being a superhero.
It’s no mystery that Tony’s biggest driver to go on the time heist that brought Thanos back to earth was to get “the kid” back. Spider-Man has to be dealing with some tremendous anxiety and guilt from that. Maybe he should chew on a CBD gummy when he needs it.
Even though he’s really 21, Spider-Man spent five years in limbo. Or inside the soul stone, whatever the theories are. So he still has the body of a 16-year-old. And when you’re 16, you’re going to deal with some acne. CBD’s ability to reduce sebum production may keep his face clear when it’s not behind his mask.
The Avenger’s On CBD Oil
Radiation has long been known to cause cancer. Many of the Avengers got their superpowers from radioactive sources. And they were pretty in close proximity to Thanos’ and Tony’s snaps, which put off a crazy about of gamma radiation.
If they don’t have it already, they’re probably getting cancer at some point in the future. Luckily, studies show that CBD may have anti-tumor effects. In animal studies, breast, prostate, brain, colon, and lung cancer have been stopped.
There is some other good news for the Avengers if they start using CBD. It will allow them to achieve more clarity, not a numbing high. CBD isn’t psychoactive or psychotropic. So they don’t have to worry about telling Nick Fury that they can’t go out on a mission because they’re under the influence.
Bonus: Thanos CBD Oil
This one’s a bonus. Thanos is no Avenger, clearly. And he’s now dead in at least two timelines. (Thanks again, Tony!) But a coin was flipped to decide whether to include him in this list and the 50-50 shot landed on yes. Thanos was a pretty chill dude throughout Infinity War, but we saw him fly off the handle a few times.
First of all, why does Thanos have the need to choke everyone? Loki, Spider-Man, Dr. Strange, Iron Man, Black Panther, Vision. There are probably more. There’s a 50% chance you’re going to get choked by this big purple dude. A little CBD oil could calm that rage we saw now and then.
Second, even though he’s a psychopath, he did show some remorse after throwing Gamora off a cliff. Even a parent with the strongest of wills is going to be dealing with PTSD after some trauma like that.
It’s possible that Thanos came to terms with wiping out half of all life. But he still spent some time considering that choice in Shrek’s hideout on his retirement planet.
Lastly, studies suggest that CBD may be good for people with psychotic symptoms. And few things seem more psychotic than trying to eliminate half of all life in the universe. So for all you other Thanoses out there in the multiverse, it’s time to give up this mission. Try some CBD to eliminate your psychosis.
Your Customers On CBD Oil
The Avengers are superhumans dealing with very human problems. Chronic pain, anxiety, and depression plague the team. Neurological disorders, psychotic episodes, and radiation affect them too. But turning to CBD to help overcome those problems may be the best way to beat them.
Studies suggest our superheroes should give CBD a shot. Do you know real-life humans who deal with problems similar to our superheroes’ issues? People don’t need to endure these problems when they can take charge of their health.
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